JOB HUNTING 9000 (gamejam ver.)
[warning !!! this game involes heavy descriptions and graphic imagery of gore (blood, organs, body horror, guns, eye trauma, etc.), eyestrain, swearing, and some nsfw jokes. please play at your own discretion! its not super suitable for a young audience....]
[i also reccomend playing it downloaded as opposed to in browser for best experience...Also, this part likely won't apply to many people at all, but if you're planning on doing a lets play of the game and don't intend on revisiting it later, it might be worth just waiting until the full version is out for something more substantial and polished.]
!!!!!!!!!D8 OR DIE!!!!!!!
AHH YOUHAVE A SEXY GUARDIANANGELDEMONPRINCEROBOTVAMPIRESPIRITCREATUREBOYFRIENDTHING NOW IN THIS 20 OR SO MINUTE LONG (parody)VISUAL NOVEL OF A MILLENUEM WITH A TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERNT ENDINGS!!!!!!! AND U TOTALLY NEED TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DATE WITH HIM OR ELSE HES LIERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR ORGANS. gud luuuuck o7
urs truly
- said guardianangeldemonpricerobotvampirespiritcreatureboyfriendthing
this is for the yaoi game jam..Yeha....
its my first ever game and by extension my first renpy game and by extended extension my first gamejam!!! if its lackluster i do apologise...i would have added 29319498248 routes if i dearly couldve. Hm...maybe a definite edition would be in order... until then, im very tired skfjgjkfdjk
the art and coding was done by Me
the music was done by my good friend Polypawns
dooms gate from the Doom OST is by Mick Gordon
vie en rose by Roland Cendermark
Nagito Komaeda belongs to Spike Chunsoft
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Development log
- obligatory 2024 ''''devlog''''Nov 26, 2024
- obligatory 2023 devlogApr 23, 2023
- important updateof all time.Nov 16, 2022
- possible definitive edition?Oct 13, 2022
Comments
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ok I can't get this to work :c
sorry to hear it man, no ones told me about any issue like this before. are you on browser, desktop or mobile? best advice i can give with the information i have is to advise that you try restarting your device and try again
it refuses to not crash
managed to click start on second try
it crashed less than a second into it loading lol
played once, got ending 7, best gaem ever created i will be playign moer
I LUUUUVVV ITTT (｡♡‿♡｡)
absloot sinkema
this is perfect im in love with Xx_yaoitron9000xX
its.. gasdsbhgnsm
tihs is so good..god i fucking love ms paint
Probably the best visual novel. And the reason for that is how stupid and silly this game is. I love stuff like this. Please do more stuff like this I'm begging ya
i swear on everyone's soul except mine this is the greatest game ever
бомбастик
PLSSS MAKE IT AVAILABLE ON ANDROID I'M BEGGING
just uploaded the .apk file for the game, you can open it with any old apk installer : ) sorry i know its a little visually wack i only have enough free time to just make it barely functional
ABSOLUTE CINEMA!1!!!1!11!!!
At no point did I know where this game was going to take me 10/10.
120300/10 <333c
beyong peak fition
kaworu
this was damn funny
I proably got WR in
I think both from a writing and creative standpoint, this is one of the most impressive and hilarious games I have ever played!
This is one of those experiences where the only thing bad about it is that I will most likely never find the necessary words to convey just how incomprehensibly good this is.
Sure that might just be my bias and fondness for like, "earlier internet." but this is probably my new personal favorite game I've played on Itch.io so far ^^
Again, I wanna really nail down the fact that it's incredible to tell just how talented the artist is to make the sprites look as they do, flawlessly capturing everything about the style that makes it so good and memorable!
The craziest thing is that I haven't even finished the whole thing yet, but any game that for one reason or another allows the player to play Pattycake with Nagito Komaeda from the hit game "Bubby 3" is a masterpiece in my eyes. :D
im wasting my life
Обожнюю це
iLOV EY OU YAOITRON
i really appreciate you itch io user Yaoi who created your account specifically to declare your love for Xx_yaoitron9000xX
this is fucking incredible
dats so fucking good cried and shitted my pants several times.......such a gr8 game truly swagh
does anyone hv any other recs for itch games in this specific style mewww plz im so obssessed rnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the only thing i kinda found is itazura madnes
oh my mew i luved dis
made yaoitron so lkieable
epic game
2010's deviantart: the game
i laughed so hard when i played this v nostalgic
wanted to say that this game has impeccable comedic timing, luv u xX_Yaoitron_Xx
It looks really cute, but the text box and text is white in the browser version, , making it unreadable, and I only have a phone, so I can't download it on another device to check out the text box on that version of the game. Please help.
Eek sorry!!!! i dont really wanna make any changes to the game jam version for the sake of preservation;;...but for the final version the mobile will be fixed
in reterospect it does feel a little silly not to fix something so arbritrary so i just fixed it up jus now since i have energy to spare^_^!hope it works without issue!!!
Same T^T
*cries in female*
Jerma nine eight five
i can't stop fucking laughing thank you so much
best game