JOB HUNTING 9000 (gamejam ver.)

[warning !!! this game involes heavy descriptions and graphic imagery of gore (blood, organs, body horror, guns, eye trauma, etc.), eyestrain, swearing, and some nsfw jokes. please play at your own discretion! its not super suitable for a young audience....]
[i also reccomend playing it downloaded as opposed to in browser for best experience...Also, this part likely won't apply to many people at all, but if you're planning on doing a lets play of the game and don't intend on revisiting it later, it might be worth just waiting until the full version is out for something more substantial and polished.]

!!!!!!!!!D8 OR DIE!!!!!!!

AHH YOUHAVE A SEXY GUARDIANANGELDEMONPRINCEROBOTVAMPIRESPIRITCREATUREBOYFRIENDTHING NOW IN THIS 20 OR SO MINUTE LONG (parody)VISUAL NOVEL OF A MILLENUEM WITH A TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERNT ENDINGS!!!!!!! AND U TOTALLY NEED TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DATE WITH HIM OR ELSE HES LIERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR ORGANS. gud luuuuck o7

urs truly

- said guardianangeldemonpricerobotvampirespiritcreatureboyfriendthing

this is for the yaoi game jam..Yeha....
its my first ever game and by extension my first renpy game and by extended extension my first gamejam!!! if its lackluster i do apologise...i would have added 29319498248 routes if i dearly couldve. Hm...maybe a definite edition would be in order... until then, im very tired skfjgjkfdjk

the art and coding was done by Me
the music was done by my good friend Polypawns
dooms gate from the Doom OST is by Mick Gordon
vie en rose by Roland Cendermark
Nagito Komaeda belongs to Spike Chunsoft