Warnings

[warning !!! this game involes heavy descriptions and graphic imagery of gore (blood, organs, body horror, guns, eye trauma, etc.), eyestrain, swearing, and some nsfw jokes. please play at your own discretion! its not super suitable for a young audience....]
[i also reccomend playing it downloaded as opposed to in browser for best experience...Also, this part likely won't apply to many people at all, but if you're planning on doing a lets play of the game and don't intend on revisiting it later, it might be worth just waiting until the full version is out for something more substantial and polished.]

Plot

!!!!!!!!!D8 OR DIE!!!!!!!

AHH YOUHAVE A SEXY GUARDIANANGELDEMONPRINCEROBOTVAMPIRESPIRITCREATUREBOYFRIENDTHING NOW IN THIS 20 OR SO MINUTE LONG (parody)VISUAL NOVEL OF A MILLENUEM WITH A TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERNT ENDINGS!!!!!!! AND U TOTALLY NEED TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DATE WITH HIM OR ELSE HES LIERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR ORGANS. gud luuuuck o7

urs truly

- said guardianangeldemonpricerobotvampirespiritcreatureboyfriendthing

Extra Notes

this is for the yaoi game jam..Yeha....
its my first ever game and by extension my first renpy game and by extended extension my first gamejam!!! if its lackluster i do apologise...i would have added 29319498248 routes if i dearly couldve. Hm...maybe a definite edition would be in order... until then, im very tired skfjgjkfdjk

the art and coding was done by Me
the music was done by my good friend Polypawns
dooms gate from the Doom OST is by Mick Gordon
vie en rose by Roland Cendermark
Nagito Komaeda belongs to Spike Chunsoft

Updated 19 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(53 total ratings)
Authoraxetrax1
GenreVisual Novel
TagsDating Sim, Gay, LGBT, Parody, Ren'Py, weird
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish

Download

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JobHunting9000-1.0-pc.zip 79 MB
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JobHunting9000-1.0-mac.zip 45 MB

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Comments

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120300/10 <333c

beyong peak fition

kaworu

this was damn funny 

I proably got WR in 

 

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I think both from a writing and creative standpoint, this is one of the most impressive and hilarious games I have ever played!
This is one of those experiences where the only thing bad about it is that I will most likely never find the necessary words to convey just how incomprehensibly good this is.
Sure that might just be my bias and fondness for like, "earlier internet." but this is probably my new personal favorite game I've played on Itch.io so far ^^
Again, I wanna really nail down the fact that it's incredible to tell just how talented the artist is to make the sprites look as they do, flawlessly capturing everything about the style that makes it so good and memorable!

The craziest thing is that I haven't even finished the whole thing yet, but any game that for one reason or another allows the player to play Pattycake with Nagito Komaeda from the hit game "Bubby 3" is a masterpiece in my eyes. :D

im wasting my life

Обожнюю це

iLOV EY OU YAOITRON

i really appreciate you itch io user Yaoi who created your account specifically to declare your love for Xx_yaoitron9000xX

this is fucking incredible 

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i support this game #himejos4fujos

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dats so fucking good cried and shitted my pants several times.......such a gr8 game truly swagh

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does anyone hv any other recs for itch games in this specific  style mewww plz im so obssessed rnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the only thing i kinda found is itazura madnes

oh my mew i luved dis

made yaoitron so lkieable

epic game

2010's deviantart: the game

i laughed so hard when i played this v nostalgic 

wanted to say that this game has impeccable comedic timing, luv u xX_Yaoitron_Xx

It looks really cute, but the text box and text is white in the browser version, , making it unreadable, and I only have a phone, so I can't download it on another device to check out the text box on that version of the game. Please help.

Eek sorry!!!! i dont really wanna make any changes to the game jam version for the sake of preservation;;...but for the final version the mobile will be fixed

in reterospect it does feel a little silly not to fix something so arbritrary so i just fixed it up jus now since i have energy to spare^_^!hope it works without issue!!!

Same T^T

*cries in female*

Jerma nine eight five

i can't stop fucking laughing thank you so much

best game

ofc an ENSTARRI E MADE THUISI i lvoe this game :33333333 >_< >~<

thx

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This game has changed my life. I will forever be unfulfilled by anything else. Thank you for contributing to our world with this nobel prize worthy invention. XOXO

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i cant play le video game. nothing on the start menu does anything and it says script error at the top of le screen. atleast there is some enjoyable music here, playing on browser btw

ohhh thats really odd :? what kind of OS/computer are you on? i use windows so im only really sure how it works on anything besides that...maybe try a different browser from the one you're using and see if that makes any difference?

i was playing on microsoft edge at the time,.  not entirely sure what type of computer i'm using (school laptop) but it says hp at the bottom. i'll try some other browser later. 

hope this helped

Oh man, alright, I opened the game on Edge only to get the same error as you described. Looking into it, it seems that some new-ish update on Chromium (The software that Edge and Chrome relies on) has made pretty much any Renpy browser games defunct on that specific browser. I can say with certainty that at the very least Firefox runs the game without any issue, so that's likely your best bet. Sorry for the inconvience ^^;;;

oh that explains it, i've had similar issues with other renpy games. thank you !!!!!!!!

le video game works now thumbs up emoji. this is a masterpiece

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this is the most amazing game i have ever played

this is wonderful LMAO

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I don't even know what the hell I just played. It felt like I was both losing braincells and having my shit rocked. It's great in a way that feels like a fever dream at 4am laying on bed and wondering if colors are supposed to have legs-- But seriously, the art was good despite it looking "cringey", it's great. And the random additions of fuckery??? Jesus christ I wanted to die laughing. Not only that but the gore? I did not expect that, like, Ending 7?? You went HARD in it. Great job, now allow me to gather what remaining braincells I have left.

this is 4real so actually cool holy cannoli bro

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"Ending 4" 

i have not a regret in my decision of playing this game

i will get all the endings

i will reply to this with art probably

and man

i sure as hell will get my eyes checked after this


uPDATE

I plaed pattycake with nagito :D

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OMG I CANT BREATHE BAHAHAA