Warnings

[warning !!! this game involes heavy descriptions and graphic imagery of gore (blood, organs, body horror, guns, eye trauma, etc.), eyestrain, swearing, and some nsfw jokes. please play at your own discretion! its not super suitable for a young audience....]
[i also reccomend playing it downloaded as opposed to in browser for best experience...Also, this part likely won't apply to many people at all, but if you're planning on doing a lets play of the game and don't intend on revisiting it later, it might be worth just waiting until the full version is out for something more substantial and polished.]

Plot

!!!!!!!!!D8 OR DIE!!!!!!!

AHH YOUHAVE A SEXY GUARDIANANGELDEMONPRINCEROBOTVAMPIRESPIRITCREATUREBOYFRIENDTHING NOW IN THIS 20 OR SO MINUTE LONG (parody)VISUAL NOVEL OF A MILLENUEM WITH A TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERNT ENDINGS!!!!!!! AND U TOTALLY NEED TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DATE WITH HIM OR ELSE HES LIERALLY GOING TO KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR ORGANS. gud luuuuck o7

urs truly

- said guardianangeldemonpricerobotvampirespiritcreatureboyfriendthing

Extra Notes

this is for the yaoi game jam..Yeha....
its my first ever game and by extension my first renpy game and by extended extension my first gamejam!!! if its lackluster i do apologise...i would have added 29319498248 routes if i dearly couldve. Hm...maybe a definite edition would be in order... until then, im very tired skfjgjkfdjk

the art and coding was done by Me
the music was done by my good friend Polypawns
dooms gate from the Doom OST is by Mick Gordon
vie en rose by Roland Cendermark
Nagito Komaeda belongs to Spike Chunsoft

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, HTML5
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(29 total ratings)
Authoraxetrax1
GenreVisual Novel
TagsDating Sim, Gay, LGBT, Parody, Ren'Py
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish

Download

Download
JobHunting9000-1.0-pc.zip 79 MB
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JobHunting9000-1.0-mac.zip 45 MB

Development log

Comments

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It looks really cute, but the text box and text is white in the browser version, , making it unreadable, and I only have a phone, so I can't download it on another device to check out the text box on that version of the game. Please help.

Eek sorry!!!! i dont really wanna make any changes to the game jam version for the sake of preservation;;...but for the final version the mobile will be fixed

*cries in female*

Jerma nine eight five

i can't stop fucking laughing thank you so much

best game

ofc an ENSTARRI E MADE THUISI i lvoe this game :33333333 >_< >~<

thx

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This game has changed my life. I will forever be unfulfilled by anything else. Thank you for contributing to our world with this nobel prize worthy invention. XOXO

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i cant play le video game. nothing on the start menu does anything and it says script error at the top of le screen. atleast there is some enjoyable music here, playing on browser btw

ohhh thats really odd :? what kind of OS/computer are you on? i use windows so im only really sure how it works on anything besides that...maybe try a different browser from the one you're using and see if that makes any difference?

i was playing on microsoft edge at the time,.  not entirely sure what type of computer i'm using (school laptop) but it says hp at the bottom. i'll try some other browser later. 

hope this helped

Oh man, alright, I opened the game on Edge only to get the same error as you described. Looking into it, it seems that some new-ish update on Chromium (The software that Edge and Chrome relies on) has made pretty much any Renpy browser games defunct on that specific browser. I can say with certainty that at the very least Firefox runs the game without any issue, so that's likely your best bet. Sorry for the inconvience ^^;;;

oh that explains it, i've had similar issues with other renpy games. thank you !!!!!!!!

hws sp cuyte

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this is the most amazing game i have ever played

this is wonderful LMAO

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I don't even know what the hell I just played. It felt like I was both losing braincells and having my shit rocked. It's great in a way that feels like a fever dream at 4am laying on bed and wondering if colors are supposed to have legs-- But seriously, the art was good despite it looking "cringey", it's great. And the random additions of fuckery??? Jesus christ I wanted to die laughing. Not only that but the gore? I did not expect that, like, Ending 7?? You went HARD in it. Great job, now allow me to gather what remaining braincells I have left.

this is 4real so actually cool holy cannoli bro

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"Ending 4" 

i have not a regret in my decision of playing this game

i will get all the endings

i will reply to this with art probably

and man

i sure as hell will get my eyes checked after this


uPDATE

I plaed pattycake with nagito :D

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OMG I CANT BREATHE BAHAHAA